Podcast: The Moose Turd Cafe -- Nov 4, 2017 -- the Russians are listening

The Moose Turd Cafe broadcasts most weekdays on EnlightenRadio.org, 6:30 AM Eastern, from the Red Caboose Studio in Bolivar, West Virginia
 
Mike Diesel and John Case host. Eat a little turd in the morning and nothin' worse is likely to happen the rest of the day -- in these times that can be a blessing. Enjoy.
 
Call in line: 304-885-0708
 
email: host@enlightenradio.org
Playlist for Nov 4:
 
1. The Russians are listening to the program
2. Don't leave the Moose Turd Pie on your plate.
3. Obamacare -- the lifeline for entrepreneurs.
4. Get Murdered in Church -- its closer to Jesus.
5. Donna Brazile -- Tells her critics to "Go to Hell"
6. Bush to the rescue?
7. Morgan Freeman on the Harassment Scandal
8. Tony Two Toes keeps the car running

Podcast: The Moose Turd Cafe: Nov 3, 2017 -- How High are the Waves in the Ocean?

The Moose Turd Cafe broadcasts most weekdays live at 6:30 AM EST on EnlightenRadio.org, from the Red Caboose Studio in Bolivar, West Virginia.
Mike Diesel and John Case host. The Cafe is guaranteed to make the rest of the day sunshine, comparatively.
Our call in line is 304-885-0708
Our email is host@enlightenradio.org
Playlist:
 
1. RFK's Eulogy
2. A rendered Jeff Sessions declared inedible once dead. 
3. Vampires feast on the living.
4. Vampire economics in the GOP tax plan
5. Lassie and Rin  Tin Tin share a slice of MT Pie
6. Senator Grassley hates Al Franken
7. Jefferson County Moron Commissioners Join Confederacy.
8. Senator Sanders delivers HOPE to the Cafe.

Podcast: The Moose Turd Cafe -- Nov 2, 2017 -- Kim Jong Un has Weather Machine!

This episode of the Moose Turd Cafe was broadcast on EnlightenRadio.org Nov. 3, 2017, from the Red Caboose Studio in Bolivar, West Virginia.
Mike Diesel and John Case host  the  show live most weekday mornings, 6:30 AM EST The live  player is at the above address
Our call in phone line is: 304-885-0708
our email is host@enlightenradio.org
Playlist
1. Dr. Lechter opens the show with a new source of bacon.
2. Guvnor fatback InJustice On the Clinton Emails
3. Kim Jong Un threatens disaster with his Weather Machine.
4. Lessons from Robert F Kennedy.
 
5. RFK's Eulogy for Martin Luther King.

Podcast: The Moose Turd Cafe -- Nov 1, 2017 -- the 200 lb Rush to Excellence Suppository

This episode of the Moose Turd Cafe was broadcast November 1, 2017  on EnlightenRadio.org from the Red Caboose Studio in Bolivar, West Virginia.
 
Mike Diesel and John Case host., live, most weekday mornings, 6:30 AM EST
Our phone line: 304-885-0708
Our email: host@enlightenradio.org
Playlist:
1. Commerce Secy Wilbur talks to Mr. Ed, a regular in the Cafe Kitchen.
2. VP Cheney is "creeped out" by Jared Kushner.
3.. Home Depot Report: No wood for Gays!
4. Cafe :Why Pedophile Preachers Preach the Best anti - Pedophilia Sermons.
5. The 200 lb Rush to Excellence Suppository -- Right Wing Economists Cure for Economy.
6. Ryan the Zit hires lawyers.
7. Richard Painter switches from Jackass Party to Communist.
8. Harry Carey reports on the World Series, from Act III of Our Town.
9. When it Comes to Out Houses -- Build a Two-Holer, in consideration of the Mrs.

Podcast: The Moose Turd Cafe Halloween 2017 Massacre Breakfast

This episode of the Moose Turd Cafe was broadcast Oct 31, 2017 on EnlightenRadio.org from the Red Caboose studio in Bolivar, West Virginia.
 
Mike Diesel and John Case host, 6:30 AM EST most Weekdays -- We  promise -- swallow a warm slice of our Moose Turd Pie and it will be sunshine, comparatively, the rest of the day.
 
Our call-in line is: 304-885-0708
 
Our email is host@enlightenradio.org
 
Playlist
1. The Papadopoulos Excretion -- secret password to the cafe, and our latest omelet tartar with a sauce prepared by Dr. Lechter
2. The founding of Moose-Zoot-Alors Productions & What happened to Vaughn Meader after Kennedy was assassinated?
3. Manafort, Gates and the Plutonium Sandwich Special. Who will talk?
4. Guvnr Jim Injustice drops dead, after some deep-fried trick-or-treats
5. Chemtrail Muffins
6. Vladimir Putin calls in. Arnold Dumps on Trump.
7. Senator Sanders on the Mess.

Podcast: The Moose Turd Cafe: 10.30.17 Insect Armageddon and a Meuller Omelet

This broadcast of the Moose Turd Cafe program on EnlightenRadio.org was recorded October 30, 2017, 6:30 at the Red Caboose Studio in Bolivar, WV. Mike Diesel and John Case host. Guvnor Jim InJustice, Senator Grassley, Dr. Hannibal Lechter,  and Rush Limbaugh appear courtesy of Moose-Zoots-Alors productions. Senator Sanders via the INDirect Network.
Comments: host@enlightenradio.org
Our LIVE player.
Our call in line: 304-885-0708
Playlist:
 
1. Ryan the Zit Criminal Charges Filed at the Cafe -- a fetid Dunwich Stew
2. Dreaming of Mueller Treason indictments......an inspired omelet.
3. Jim Justice dies again after Reverse Heimlich Maneuver.
4. Insect Armageddon arrives in Germany
5. Dr Lechter proposes a weight loss menu for the Cafe.
6. Rush Limbaugh donates 200 pound rush to excellence suppository to  Puerto Rico.
7. Senator Grassley presents his Uranium Pancake to Trump enemies.
8. Neruda murdered. Again.
 
Bonus: The Dunwich Horror:

Podcast: The Moose Turd Cafe--10.25.17--The "Lying Sack-o-shit" Burrito

This episode of the Moose Turd Cafe was broadcast October 25, 2017 on EnlightenRadio.org at 6:30-7:30 AM, from the Red Caboose Studio in Bolivar, West Virginia.
The Playlist
"I will not be complicit" -- a Jeff Flake Biscuit is prepared as a cafe antidote to other Rs having lie-swallowing gag reflex issues.
"The Chinese are acting smarter" -- an omelet of cold stones and ash are a balm for the wounded humiliation of the American patriot from listening to Trump, and then Xi, on the challenges of civilization.
"Open for Breakfast on the Road to Mordor" -- the "tax cuts for the rich creates jobs" fraud has been reduced to an otter-water roux by Dr. Lechter
"The sausage factory breakfast sandwich": Former Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev on automation and AI.
"you're kid is getting bad grades" -- how to explain to Tony Two Toes. 
"Kitchen science experiment"  -- What if hurricanes were caused by increased homosexuality?
"Kirgan Head Soup" -- Return of the Highlander
"Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera Insect Abduction" -- new sauce a la Dr Lechter
"Banking and Bolshevism and Governor Jim InJustice" 

Podcast: The Moose Turd Cafe--10.24.17-- "No Live Frogs Allowed"

This episode of the Moose Turd Cafe was broadcast on EnlightenRadio.org October 24, 2017, 6:30-7:30 AM EST at the Red Caboose Studio in Bolivar, West Virginia
The Playlist:
 
Cat behavior issues: Midnight Human Checks, indoor cat boxes, and Cat-sup at the Moose Turd Cafe.
Trump ambushed by ISIS, then dishonors slain soldiers.
Trump's solid R base means: You have to lie to be a Republican Give in or Give UP!
Why no national demonstration! 
The importance of Virginia
Gerrymander salad from Dr Hannibal Lechter. 
Billionaire dictatorship -- the new normal?
Appearances by Governor Jim Justice and the Trump Sausage.
There is a camel in the tent! Tony Two Toes, Larry Summers.
Supporting Manchin....the Moose Turd Cafe means you don't have to swallow a live frog to feel really good about it!